Because they’re afraid of Wales!
Collection of maybe the funnies Animal jokes in internet.
Why don’t they teach Drivers Ed and Sex Ed on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says Dam!”
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is. but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said. ‘Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.’ The little girl screamed to her brother. ‘Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo. Right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.
Quickly, the new “gorilla” becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the “Human-like” gorilla. About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get peoples attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lions den. The man starts screaming “HELP!! HELP!!!” Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, “Shut the fuck up right now or you’re going to get us both fired.”
They can’t get their trunks off…
They both fly. except for the mole…
Two guys camping in the woods and one is bitten on the penis by a snake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says.
He runs 10 miles to a small town and finds the only doctor for miles helping a woman deliver a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what you do. Take a knife, cut a huge X where the bite is, suck out the poison, and spit it on the ground.”
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agonizing pain. “What did the doctor say?” the victim asks. The friend said, “He says you’re going to die.”